February 2012
It’s ass o’clock in the morning and I am on my way to the airport. Can’t even sleep in the car because my family has decided bonding through song is a good idea…! It’s 5 in the morning! What’s wrong with you people?!
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On a scale from 1 to 10, am I a genius 50 if I print off fic and hide it in a book so I can read it on the plane tomorrow?
The correct answer is yes.
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mom: are you dating that boy you hugged him
mom: are dating that boy you were talking to him
mom: are you dating that boy he looked at you
mom: are you dating that boy he was breathing your air
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Sometimes I want to change my relationship status on Facebook to ‘In A Relationship’ just to see how many people would freak out
Because people would totally freak out
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Because literally almost every person who has replied has mentioned it; I’m probably not going to be buying merch tomorrow because I am planning on living overseas for up to 2 years as of June, so there is no point accumulating more stuff that will just go into storage in a few months
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Did I mention I am flying to Sydney tomorrow to go to the Harry Potter exhibition?
Because I am.
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one-thing-1d:
being a fangirl is actually really tough i should get paid for this
doktah-what:
royalprat:
not sure if jethro is just a lovable character
or if everyone is a colin morgan fan
Both.
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graydorians:
one day benedict cumberbatch and colin morgan will be sitting side by side suited up with their arms folded looking at each other
benedict will say “remember the time we ruined the world with our existence”
and colin will say “yeah good times”
and then they’ll drink tea by the fire
like they hadn’t destroyed everyone in their paths by tilting their faces slightly toward the...
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I was planning on spending the day in my pyjamas on the couch
But my brother has friends coming over
So I have had to get dressed so as to not embarrass him
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I am so sick I don’t want to listen to music or eat ice cream or even eat doritos.
This really is the end.
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chanfors:
what if all my posts were queued and I had died 3 years ago
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So I am dying, right? Like, I am really sick. So I went to the doctors because that is what you do when you are sick and I got put on some medication thing and I took it once I got home and it has made me even sicker which I didn’t think was humanely possible but there you go I am sicker than sick.
Go on without me, Tumblr. I’m not going to make it.
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“All good books have one thing in common—they are truer than if they had really...”
– Ernest Hemingway (via theskeletonofme)
I have developed some kind of chest infection which has lead to a cough which has lead to me losing my voice
Unfortunately my voice has decided to skip the whole ‘sexy husky’ stage and has gone straight to the ‘I want to play a game’ stage
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did it hurt when you fell from heaven because have sex with me
ross-goldenspring asked: I motion to make Kimberley prime minister in 2012
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Anonymous asked: you act like you're this super-intelligent being, but you actually have incredibly poor spelling.
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So we recently got our kitchen redone and we got a marble bench top in the process
I just heard my mum scream from downstairs
Like this scream of absolute despair
Like her first born child had been stolen
Or like she’d just read Snape kill Dumbledore for the first time
I went downstairs to see what was wrong
And she’s standing there leaning against the counter going
No no...
Anonymous asked: is that the same friend who burnt his penis?
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Hey you guys remember my friend who got 'FUCK' and...
Well he has gotten another tattoo
This one appears to be of a koala possessed by the devil
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Me: You have to read The Hunger Games! Seriously it's amazing!
Person: What's it about?
Me: Children fighting to the death on live television.
Person:
Me:
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Me:
Person: Is there anything happy in it?
Me:
Person:
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Person:
Me: There's a love story in there somewhere.
Person:
Me: But basically everyone dies.
Person:
Me: Read it!
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Sometimes I get an urge to listen to the Spring Awakening soundtrack but then as soon as I start listening to it, I realise I was wrong, and that it was actually an urge to be MISERABLE FOR A YEAR BECAUSE THIS MUSICAL IS DEPRESSING AND AWFUL AND PERFECT AND BEAUTIFUL AND UGH
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I don’t think people take me seriously when I say I am going to be a sobbing mess whilst watching The Hunger Games
Like, really
The title will come up and I will start crying almost instantly and I will not stop sobbing for the entire movie because I know what will happen next and I will already be miserable about it
This movie is going to hurt
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