Delicious Smoothie Recipe with Kim  

Step one 
Throw everything you can find in your kitchen that is fruit or dairy based into a blender. Add ice. 

Step two 
Blend that shit. 

Step three 
Pour the fuck out of it. 

Step four 
Down it.  

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    I really appreciate Kim and all of her humorous (intentional or otherwise) writing. If I get rich she will write all my...
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    Book title: How to Make a Smoothie Like a Bad-Ass Mother Fucker
  6. violentoblivion said: Kim, you are not only the smoothie queen. YOU ARE MY QUEEN OF EVERYTHING!
  7. amelia-c said: you and the smoothie both look very lovely in the third photo
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